10. Gross, not net—as usual!
9. Hush Money
8. Casino winnings!
7. For voice lessons for worship team!
6. Thanks for last night…
5. This equals 12%
4. Don’t cash before Wednesday
3. $1 less for every minute past noon
2. Please don’t spend on crack, again.
1. NOT for children’s ministry!
Also, from the same website, I saw this picture of a church sign.
We church people usually mean well, we just don't always think well! But we get some good laughs at each other's expense!